"Raise your arms. Now lower your arms"

Now flap as hard as you can, the ship needs to take off! #Monsterdon

Oh great, now Steel's hand is gonna melt off like that scene in Chernobyl. #Monsterdon

Frank's got all the lithe grace of a ketamine-addicted mountain lion. #Monsterdon

And now, Roman Holiday! For some reason. #Monsterdon

To be fair, if I got to tour Puerto Rico on a moped and all I had to do was appear in a shitty movie, I'd jump at the opportunity. #Monsterdon

TV's Dad of TV's Frank #monsterdon

Frank's got ten megs of RAM, he's state of the art! #Monsterdon

They're hunting Prince of Space! #Monsterdon

And now... The reason this film was made #Monsterdon

Soundtrack's gone kind of split personality here. #Monsterdon

Oh great, panty raid at the pool party 9_9 #Monsterdon

Hey! That alien copped a feel! Watch them hands, Yoda! #Monsterdon

Welp.

#Monsterdon

They're straining the women through cheesecloth to remove the impurities. #Monsterdon

"What is your purpose here?"

...Chief, YOU kidnapped ME! #Monsterdon

...They received a Twix from Washington? #Monsterdon

"This is Code 24, General."

My god, Kiefer Sutherland is in the area! #Monsterdon

AMERICA! Moving soldiers! Launching helicopters! Loading things into aircraft! And ROTATING THEM! #Monsterdon

So on a scale of Godzilla: Final Wars to The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy, how much actual Frankenstein versus The Space Monster fight do you think we're gonna get? #Monsterdon