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      edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      Meanwhile, the Rogue with a bag of holding: “What staff/spear are you guys talking about?”

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        https://swordscomic.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=1440,format=auto/media/Swords/images/1.005.png

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          Druid: You wanna try it

          Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens

          Both: grab item together

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            Druid: You wanna try it

            Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens

            Both: grab item together

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            webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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            One side becomes staff, one side becomes spear.

            Its rather unwieldy.

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              Druid: You wanna try it

              Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens

              Both: grab item together

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              snooggums
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              Oh, so it is a swinger party.

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                Meanwhile, the Rogue with a bag of holding: “What staff/spear are you guys talking about?”

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                rainwall
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                You mean the rogue with an epic, OP bag of holding that steals things automatically.

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                  jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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                  Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”

                  He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”

                  Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.

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                    Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”

                    He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”

                    Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.

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                    yerlam@lemmy.world
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                    Did you let him become chief trap finder? That’s a quick way to get the item back.

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                      Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”

                      He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”

                      Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.

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                      peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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                      TBF, that’s pretty much what every rogue I know would say

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                        Druid: You wanna try it

                        Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens

                        Both: grab item together

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                        peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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                        They merge into a grotesque tree with a moving face that makes a sound when ever a breeze occurs “kill me… kill me…”

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                          Did you let him become chief trap finder? That’s a quick way to get the item back.

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                          jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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                          Hah, I should have. I do remember letting him search first once and being petty about it. “Oh, you got a 12? A whole twelve? Woowwwww. I’m going to take 10 and get a, let’s see- twenty-two. Would be a 27 if only I had some sort of magical equipment boost”

                          (For those of you who don’t remember, “take 10” was a 3e rule where you can opt to treat the roll as if you’d rolled a 10, so long as you’re not in immediate danger. https://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/usingSkills.htm )

                          edit: fixed typo that reversed meaning

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                            Hah, I should have. I do remember letting him search first once and being petty about it. “Oh, you got a 12? A whole twelve? Woowwwww. I’m going to take 10 and get a, let’s see- twenty-two. Would be a 27 if only I had some sort of magical equipment boost”

                            (For those of you who don’t remember, “take 10” was a 3e rule where you can opt to treat the roll as if you’d rolled a 10, so long as you’re not in immediate danger. https://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/usingSkills.htm )

                            edit: fixed typo that reversed meaning

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                            feannag@sh.itjust.works
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                            Which got even more OP in 5e, at least for the rogue.

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                              Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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                              Throw it between each other between attacks; fighter makes his attacks, then tosses it to the druid to make his attacks, and then he tosses it back, and so on and so forth

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                                Hah, I should have. I do remember letting him search first once and being petty about it. “Oh, you got a 12? A whole twelve? Woowwwww. I’m going to take 10 and get a, let’s see- twenty-two. Would be a 27 if only I had some sort of magical equipment boost”

                                (For those of you who don’t remember, “take 10” was a 3e rule where you can opt to treat the roll as if you’d rolled a 10, so long as you’re not in immediate danger. https://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/usingSkills.htm )

                                edit: fixed typo that reversed meaning

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                                so long as you’re in immediate danger.

                                *not in immediate danger

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                                • J jjjalljs@ttrpg.network

                                  Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”

                                  He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”

                                  Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.

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                                  binarytobis@lemmy.world
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                                  Stuff like this is why games usually end by the 6th session.

                                  See also: rogue steals from the party because “It’s what my character would do!” but gets upset when my barbarian kills them afterwards for the same reason.

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                                    One side becomes staff, one side becomes spear.

                                    Its rather unwieldy.

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                                    susaga@sh.itjust.works
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                                    Which bit of the spear, though? Cause a spear is just a staff with a pointy bit on the top, so if you’ve got the pointy bit, then it’s just a spear. If not, you’ve got a staff.

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                                      Stuff like this is why games usually end by the 6th session.

                                      See also: rogue steals from the party because “It’s what my character would do!” but gets upset when my barbarian kills them afterwards for the same reason.

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                                      jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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                                      That doesn’t seem like the same thing at all. Can you elaborate?

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                                        That doesn’t seem like the same thing at all. Can you elaborate?

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                                        Berserker rage is a helluva drug

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                                          They give it to the Rogue because they’re both convinced it’s cursed

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