Aaaaaaaand fight
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Druid: You wanna try it
Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens
Both: grab item together
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One side becomes staff, one side becomes spear.
Its rather unwieldy.
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Oh, so it is a swinger party.
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Meanwhile, the Rogue with a bag of holding: “What staff/spear are you guys talking about?”
You mean the rogue with an epic, OP bag of holding that steals things automatically.
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Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”
He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”
Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.
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Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”
He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”
Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.
Did you let him become chief trap finder? That’s a quick way to get the item back.
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Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”
He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”
Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.
TBF, that’s pretty much what every rogue I know would say
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They merge into a grotesque tree with a moving face that makes a sound when ever a breeze occurs “kill me… kill me…”
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Did you let him become chief trap finder? That’s a quick way to get the item back.
Hah, I should have. I do remember letting him search first once and being petty about it. “Oh, you got a 12? A whole twelve? Woowwwww. I’m going to take 10 and get a, let’s see- twenty-two. Would be a 27 if only I had some sort of magical equipment boost”
(For those of you who don’t remember, “take 10” was a 3e rule where you can opt to treat the roll as if you’d rolled a 10, so long as you’re not in immediate danger. https://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/usingSkills.htm )
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Hah, I should have. I do remember letting him search first once and being petty about it. “Oh, you got a 12? A whole twelve? Woowwwww. I’m going to take 10 and get a, let’s see- twenty-two. Would be a 27 if only I had some sort of magical equipment boost”
(For those of you who don’t remember, “take 10” was a 3e rule where you can opt to treat the roll as if you’d rolled a 10, so long as you’re not in immediate danger. https://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/usingSkills.htm )
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Which got even more OP in 5e, at least for the rogue.
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Throw it between each other between attacks; fighter makes his attacks, then tosses it to the druid to make his attacks, and then he tosses it back, and so on and so forth
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Hah, I should have. I do remember letting him search first once and being petty about it. “Oh, you got a 12? A whole twelve? Woowwwww. I’m going to take 10 and get a, let’s see- twenty-two. Would be a 27 if only I had some sort of magical equipment boost”
(For those of you who don’t remember, “take 10” was a 3e rule where you can opt to treat the roll as if you’d rolled a 10, so long as you’re not in immediate danger. https://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/usingSkills.htm )
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so long as you’re in immediate danger.
*not in immediate danger
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Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”
He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”
Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.
Stuff like this is why games usually end by the 6th session.
See also: rogue steals from the party because “It’s what my character would do!” but gets upset when my barbarian kills them afterwards for the same reason.
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One side becomes staff, one side becomes spear.
Its rather unwieldy.
Which bit of the spear, though? Cause a spear is just a staff with a pointy bit on the top, so if you’ve got the pointy bit, then it’s just a spear. If not, you’ve got a staff.
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Stuff like this is why games usually end by the 6th session.
See also: rogue steals from the party because “It’s what my character would do!” but gets upset when my barbarian kills them afterwards for the same reason.
That doesn’t seem like the same thing at all. Can you elaborate?
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That doesn’t seem like the same thing at all. Can you elaborate?
Berserker rage is a helluva drug
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They give it to the Rogue because they’re both convinced it’s cursed
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Proper min/max-ers will set aside their ego, and coordinate swapping the item as necessary. So thankful I’ve got a group with zero ego issues.
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Which bit of the spear, though? Cause a spear is just a staff with a pointy bit on the top, so if you’ve got the pointy bit, then it’s just a spear. If not, you’ve got a staff.
Tip or stern of either.
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That doesn’t seem like the same thing at all. Can you elaborate?
Both are example of stubborn group members who need to be flexible and work well with others.
