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  • H hazardous_area@sh.itjust.works

    How long can your knight hold its breath and how much fire damage are you doing per round? I think you may run out of air first. Definitely an interesting idea if it’s already hurt.

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    dagnet@lemmy.world
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    If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that’s 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that’s 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

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    • D dagnet@lemmy.world

      If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that’s 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that’s 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

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      xm34@feddit.org
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      Or he’s just one of the dozens of races that can just decide to not beathe…

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      • H happyfrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone

        You are assuming we have these items…

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        snooggums
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        Sounds like somebody just started a quest for some items!

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        • H hazardous_area@sh.itjust.works

          How long can your knight hold its breath and how much fire damage are you doing per round? I think you may run out of air first. Definitely an interesting idea if it’s already hurt.

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          Skua
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          5E characters can actually hold their breath for a silly amount of time, there’s a solid chance here.

          Assuming the knight has a +4 Con mod, they’ve got 5 minutes or 50 rounds before they suffocate. Heat metal averages 7 damage per round without upcasting, so you can expect around 350 damage before you pass out. A kraken has 150 hp on average, so it’s done for

          Amusingly, the rules do not technically specify a condition for the kraken to voluntarily regurgitate something, only for it to do so when triggered by taking a lot of damage in one go. Obviously no sensible GM is going to say that it can’t do that, but by the most miserable RAW-only approach this plan actually seems to work

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          • X xm34@feddit.org

            Or he’s just one of the dozens of races that can just decide to not beathe…

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            dagnet@lemmy.world
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            Well yeah but kinda hard to swap if you aren’t already one of those races.

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              djsoren19
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              Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.

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                Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.

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                Sundray
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                BRB, writing to Ask a DM to ask about the propulsive force of a Kraken’s gag reflex…

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                  hazardous_area@sh.itjust.works
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                  lol I’m used used to pf2e and pf1e were drowning kills, a lot.

                  Also that’s hilarious that it actually works. 5e is such a good time.

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                  • SundrayS Sundray

                    BRB, writing to Ask a DM to ask about the propulsive force of a Kraken’s gag reflex…

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                    barrelagedboredom@lemmy.zip
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                    I feel like an opposed strength check would be the easiest way to settle that

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                    • D dagnet@lemmy.world

                      If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that’s 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that’s 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

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                      deconceptualist@leminal.space
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                      /theydidthemath

                      /theydidthemonstermath

                      though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

                      That’s why the post says “ring of acid immunity” 😉

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                        deconceptualist@leminal.space
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                        What if the kraken has a giant beak and treats your knight more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?

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                        • D deconceptualist@leminal.space

                          /theydidthemath

                          /theydidthemonstermath

                          though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

                          That’s why the post says “ring of acid immunity” 😉

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                          dagnet@lemmy.world
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                          That comment is about Water Breathing. Technically the inside of the Kraken wouldn’t be water so the spell wouldn’t work.

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                          • D dagnet@lemmy.world

                            If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that’s 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that’s 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

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                            edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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                            Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There’s an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer’s Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.

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                              Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There’s an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer’s Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.

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                              dagnet@lemmy.world
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                              Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc

                              Also, tiny little detail I forgot to mention: heat metal is only 1min duration haha

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                              • D dagnet@lemmy.world

                                Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc

                                Also, tiny little detail I forgot to mention: heat metal is only 1min duration haha

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                                edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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                                Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme

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                                • D deconceptualist@leminal.space

                                  What if the kraken has a giant beak and treats your knight more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?

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                                  dwemthy@lemmy.world
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                                  Then spits them out when they fail a concentration save and the flavor goes away

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                                    Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme

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                                    dagnet@lemmy.world
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                                    oh yeah, not even sure those exist, its a ‘combo’ that requires a lot of pieces

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                                      grausames_g@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                      If my players went through all that trouble of obtaining those items they deserve that one win

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                                      • D djsoren19

                                        Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.

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                                        Skua
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                                        “Can I use my pitons to stay lodged inside?”

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                                          siethron@lemmy.world
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                                          If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you’ll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.

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