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    djsoren19
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    Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.

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      Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.

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      Sundray
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      BRB, writing to Ask a DM to ask about the propulsive force of a Kraken’s gag reflex…

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        hazardous_area@sh.itjust.works
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        lol I’m used used to pf2e and pf1e were drowning kills, a lot.

        Also that’s hilarious that it actually works. 5e is such a good time.

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          BRB, writing to Ask a DM to ask about the propulsive force of a Kraken’s gag reflex…

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          barrelagedboredom@lemmy.zip
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          I feel like an opposed strength check would be the easiest way to settle that

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            If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that’s 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that’s 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

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            deconceptualist@leminal.space
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            /theydidthemath

            /theydidthemonstermath

            though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

            That’s why the post says “ring of acid immunity” 😉

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              deconceptualist@leminal.space
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              What if the kraken has a giant beak and treats your knight more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?

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                /theydidthemath

                /theydidthemonstermath

                though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

                That’s why the post says “ring of acid immunity” 😉

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                dagnet@lemmy.world
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                That comment is about Water Breathing. Technically the inside of the Kraken wouldn’t be water so the spell wouldn’t work.

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                • D dagnet@lemmy.world

                  If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that’s 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that’s 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

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                  edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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                  Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There’s an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer’s Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.

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                    Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There’s an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer’s Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.

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                    dagnet@lemmy.world
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                    Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc

                    Also, tiny little detail I forgot to mention: heat metal is only 1min duration haha

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                      Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc

                      Also, tiny little detail I forgot to mention: heat metal is only 1min duration haha

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                      edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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                      Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme

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                        What if the kraken has a giant beak and treats your knight more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?

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                        dwemthy@lemmy.world
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                        Then spits them out when they fail a concentration save and the flavor goes away

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                          Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme

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                          dagnet@lemmy.world
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                          oh yeah, not even sure those exist, its a ‘combo’ that requires a lot of pieces

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                            grausames_g@discuss.tchncs.de
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                            If my players went through all that trouble of obtaining those items they deserve that one win

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                              Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.

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                              Skua
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                              “Can I use my pitons to stay lodged inside?”

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                                siethron@lemmy.world
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                                If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you’ll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.

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