Social Justice Warrior

Everyone hates the Tankies until they need someone to tank

Not sure how good Trump’s thick-ass skull would sound. There’s practically no cavity inside!

Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.

Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.

I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.

I’d short the rich patient’s supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I’d always choose to decline.

When the rich fucks called to complain “their machine is too noisy” I’d always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.

It wasn’t much, but I’m very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I’d given to their poor counterparts) anyway.

We’d know if Thomas Matthew Crooks could line up a shot

Doo-Dad! (Pikel from RA Salvatore novels)

Techno Mages spread the word of FOSS in the name of social justice.

Can I be the social justice dude, I wear a bathrobe like the big lebowski

Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.

Those are Social Justice Alchemists, I think.

Social justice bard here.

I am actually a social justice wizard, finally some recognition.

Trans rights are half-orc rights!

I have a half-orc character who takes signs from their “god”. Both times, the half-orc started two orc supremacists groups. The half-orcs primary target was the elites aka the elves.

Yes you are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF37x2w_IR0

When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.

I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I’d take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.

Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?

Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?

There are dozens of us

@papertowels @rpgmemes As a SJ Cleric, I have to say “no”. As Thomas Aquinas said:

> It is lawful for a man to succor his own need by means of another's property, by taking it either openly or secretly: nor is this properly speaking theft or robbery (SumTh, IIa-IIae, q.66, art.7, resp.)

Taking things for other people who actually need it is not theft, thus you were not a thief.

I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It’s not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.

It’s the little things.

We’ve got a union hall in Sigil! Dues are usually handled by the Dungeon Steward, a percentage of the loot left behind by adventurers goes to pay for union operations.

Slaves to dragons no more!