I'm a social justice cleric IRL'n(But I'm still waiting for my spellcasting ability.
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Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.
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Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.
I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.
I’d short the rich patient’s supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I’d always choose to decline.
When the rich fucks called to complain “their machine is too noisy” I’d always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.
It wasn’t much, but I’m very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I’d given to their poor counterparts) anyway.
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Not sure how good Trump’s thick-ass skull would sound. There’s practically no cavity inside!
We’d know if Thomas Matthew Crooks could line up a shot
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I’m a social justice druid, no doubt lol
Doo-Dad! (Pikel from RA Salvatore novels)
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Techno Mages spread the word of FOSS in the name of social justice.
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Can I be the social justice dude, I wear a bathrobe like the big lebowski
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So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger
Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.
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People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.
Those are Social Justice Alchemists, I think.
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Social justice bard here.
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I am actually a social justice wizard, finally some recognition.
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Trans rights are half-orc rights!
Anyone who disagrees will experience the special ability barbarians are best known for.
Trans rights are half-orc rights!
I have a half-orc character who takes signs from their “god”. Both times, the half-orc started two orc supremacists groups. The half-orcs primary target was the elites aka the elves.
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Social justice bard here.
Yes you are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF37x2w_IR0
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When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.
I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I’d take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.
Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?
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Also dont feel bad OP, in early editions Clerics couldn’t cast until level 2
Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?
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There are dozens of us
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When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.
I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I’d take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.
Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?
@papertowels @rpgmemes As a SJ Cleric, I have to say “no”. As Thomas Aquinas said:
> It is lawful for a man to succor his own need by means of another's property, by taking it either openly or secretly: nor is this properly speaking theft or robbery (SumTh, IIa-IIae, q.66, art.7, resp.)
Taking things for other people who actually need it is not theft, thus you were not a thief.
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Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.
I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.
I’d short the rich patient’s supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I’d always choose to decline.
When the rich fucks called to complain “their machine is too noisy” I’d always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.
It wasn’t much, but I’m very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I’d given to their poor counterparts) anyway.
I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It’s not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.
It’s the little things.
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Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?
We’ve got a union hall in Sigil! Dues are usually handled by the Dungeon Steward, a percentage of the loot left behind by adventurers goes to pay for union operations.
Slaves to dragons no more!
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Social Justice Tinkerer here.
Finally some recognition for the rest of us! -
Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.
Social justice assassin is Luigi.
