"My god, whatever did this was capable of tearing a sheet of tent nylon CLEAN IN HALF!" #Monsterdon

So now our disgusting hunters vanish from the film and leave us with the porky cops, right? I'd almost prefer that. #Monsterdon

Not gonna lie, I was really expecting Barbara Hale in that role. #Monsterdon

70s COP VIOLENCE

CINEMA VERITE, GENTLEMEN

#Monsterdon

"Two young lives, wasted like that!"

Yeah, being in this film was totally avoidable. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, Bog Dracula (1979) #Monsterdon

...what in the fucking

why are we being assaulted by Hong Kong Fooey-voice here #Monsterdon

Oh NO, a COP DIED

How

Terrible

#Monsterdon

Now don't you boys give Mikey no matches. #Monsterdon

Whoa, his suit blends in with the brick wall behind him. He's a taupe chameleon! #Monsterdon

Yes, just enter the hobo's stinky palace, I'm sure this won't be creepy at all. #Monsterdon

SWEET, BOG WITCH #Monsterdon

See, stuff like this is why I watch these kinds of movies. *Absolute shit* for twenty minutes and then they stumble into some of the coolest shit you'll ever see #Monsterdon

Man, imagine if they'd made the witch look like this ON PURPOSE #Monsterdon

HA HA HA

The castle of AAAAARGH! #Monsterdon

You think the Bog Witch is in the market for an apprentice? #Monsterdon

...You are not going to try a romance subplot with

oh ICK #Monsterdon

"It isn't necessary."

"No?"

No, we've sickened the audience already, nobody's gonna notice what we do now. #Monsterdon

oh get the hose #Monsterdon

WHERE IS THE GIANT MOSQUITO BOG DRACULA WHEN YOU NEED IT #Monsterdon