I like live imorov, and dragons, but not math. That’s why I’m a bard.

turns out I didn’t hate improv or basic math, I just let something convince me that I should dislike things I’m bad at

Music is just math that sounds good when you get it right. Can’t help you if you’re one of those dancing or fancy-talking bards, though.

Yeah, it’s just basic arithmetic with (usually) small numbers, and if you’re the min-maxing type you might add probability calculation into it, but the latter is strictly optional and the former is basically the fun part about maths.

TBH I think probability calculation is fascinating, but it can get a bit cerebral if you want to do it during play.

Math? I don’t think that rpg talks about computing an integral or spending 2h arguing on whether we’re on a Hilbert space and can compute a scalar product.

Is there any rpg where you need to do so? May be Fatal?

EVE Online taught me speed distance time long before school did. It also helps that it’s just intuitively obvious but that didn’t stop it taking 2 whole lessons of physics.

What’s the mathenatically optimal guitar solo that’ll “make them panties drop?”

Ah, but you see, arithmetic is scary.

The only time I get too much to deal with is when I’m rolling four dice per attack, twice per round, and want to have a high level of confidence in my answer while also not taking up everyone’s time. For that I just made a spreadsheet and moved on with it.

Nah it’s Owlcat. They did the same thing with the 40k game.

If you’re like me and countless others, my money is on the culprit of school being like “You don’t get it yet? YOU’RE FAILING AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES. Look at the smart kid who is effortlessly succeeding! Let’s dote on them!”

Like sheesh, of course I’d never want to try anything I don’t have a natural affinity for. Thanks! Lol

I’m glad we realized this and broke out of it though. Many are not so lucky.

“You must solve the puzzle to open the door! Okay, at midday a purple worm heads east at approximately 100 feet per minute, and a dragon leaves her lair at sundown going west at 480 feet per minute…”

Mathematically…Free Bird? It always seems to be Free Bird.

Lol there have been some VERY obscure games that have tried this. Expectedly, they never took off and usually had many other problems with lacking fun.

Usually the author just liked math and wanted to pen-and-paper simulate a universe, but forgot to make it fun to care about or play in.

Polymath bards exist

I have a friend who once complained that adding 5ft every other diagonal was too complicated.

Now if you’re playing 1st edition Pathfinder and juggling 7+ buffs some of which do stack and some don’t, then yes that gets complicated. But an extra 5ft every other diagonal is easy.

Change the “what about dragons” answer to “eh, can be cool, but nothing special” and add “what about if we combine all those things?” And I answer “Oooh, that sounds fun!”

You just need to skill in arithmancy. When you need to calculate something in game, roll a check and if you roll high enough the DM has to do the math for you.

That’s why you become the DM

Oh come on. It’s not that complicated.

If it’s 3rd edition you just do basic skill checks on any ones of the 30-odd should for everything. Yes, including leveling up.

If it’s 4th edition you run a spreadsheet program to track the five dozen skulls your selected and curse yourself as you have to walk down a stone stair but you only have points in walking up wooden stairs.

If it’s 5th edition you basically play it like 3rd ed but with a point buy system that allows you to accurately construct an artistically inclined vintner with a large bladder.

(Yes, having a large bladder capacity is an official perk from an official rulebook but few DMs are going to be insane enough to actually play with that rulebook.)