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Sylvester Stallone should be like five years old in this flick, should be fun #Monsterdon

TURN DOWN YOUR BRIGHTS

(stupid fluorescent things aargh my eyes)

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Oh we're getting right into it. With... A static illustration? Oh Corman, is there no corner you would not cut? #Monsterdon

AUGH JESUS FUCKING TROMBONE #Monsterdon

This film brought to you by Forced Perspective, inc. Forced perspective, when the perspective has to be just so. #Monsterdon

"My people, I give you Cannonball R- oh sorry, too early" #Monsterdon

Oh god it's the radio guy from HHGttG #Monsterdon

Grace Pander.

Uh huh.

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...Novelty nazis. Uh. Okay. #Monsterdon

Yeah, when people said this wasn't a subtle film they weren't kidding. #Monsterdon

...Scorpius? #Monsterdon

Sylvester Stallone, five years old. #Monsterdon

..."Creamed and reamed"? #Monsterdon

See, this movie is presenting a problem because it's sort of self-riffing. #Monsterdon

Didn't I see this scene in Idiocracy? #Monsterdon

"I give you what you want"

THE END

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So this is just Wacky Racers but somehow even MORE annoying. #Monsterdon

"You wanna see?"

YEAH! #Monsterdon