Oh we're getting right into it. With... A static illustration? Oh Corman, is there no corner you would not cut? #Monsterdon

AUGH JESUS FUCKING TROMBONE #Monsterdon

This film brought to you by Forced Perspective, inc. Forced perspective, when the perspective has to be just so. #Monsterdon

"My people, I give you Cannonball R- oh sorry, too early" #Monsterdon

Oh god it's the radio guy from HHGttG #Monsterdon

Grace Pander.

Uh huh.

#Monsterdon

...Novelty nazis. Uh. Okay. #Monsterdon

Yeah, when people said this wasn't a subtle film they weren't kidding. #Monsterdon

...Scorpius? #Monsterdon

Sylvester Stallone, five years old. #Monsterdon

..."Creamed and reamed"? #Monsterdon

See, this movie is presenting a problem because it's sort of self-riffing. #Monsterdon

Didn't I see this scene in Idiocracy? #Monsterdon

"I give you what you want"

THE END

#Monsterdon

So this is just Wacky Racers but somehow even MORE annoying. #Monsterdon

"You wanna see?"

YEAH! #Monsterdon

Oh #Monsterdon

I appreciate that our two announcers are Guy on Heroin and Guy on Downers #Monsterdon

See, the other problem here is that at some point they're going to accidentally start making sense and it's gonna confuse everyone. #Monsterdon

"hr hr hr" >_> #Monsterdon