"Quickly, men! Pretend to turn dials!" #Monsterdon

...Thomasina Paine.

Okay, I get the joke, but c'mon. At some point you run out of nose. #Monsterdon

He's okay, they swapped his head with a porcelain replica at the last second. #Monsterdon

What's the point of a pit stop, this whole FILM is the pits. #Monsterdon

"Remember you're on TV!"

Which is why we're showing everyone your tits! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

...Okay, this film started weird, and now it's getting WEIRD. #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, back in the land of bare boobs... #Monsterdon

This movie is so incomprehensible it's difficult to tell which weirdness is deliberate and which is accidental. #Monsterdon

Frank's face comes off with a schluuuuurp #Monsterdon

AW YEAH, PROSTHETIC PENIS #Monsterdon

Killed the US Priest. Nice. #Monsterdon

"We're a team, remember?"

Oh THAT makes a change, Frank. #Monsterdon

Wacky synth music. This film's got it all. #Monsterdon

This film is like if R. Crumb wrote for Mad Magazine. #Monsterdon

I see the Resistance is going for the Wile E. Coyote strategy. #Monsterdon

...This entire film is full of the least believeable things to ever happen, and yet the idea that THAT would work is at the top of the list. #Monsterdon

On the other hand, the fact that none of this makes any sense at all is kind of relaxing. Like, you don't have to bother following the plot because it wouldn't help anyway. #Monsterdon

"It was THE FRENCH"

eesh #Monsterdon

MAN FIGHT

THE FIGHT BETWEEN MEN

#Monsterdon