how long do we think the boat captain is going to last? midway through? 75% of the way through?

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wait, they've been dating 6 months, and her dad's already pestering them to get married? jesus, dad, back off.

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the rocks """tell him things"""

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ah yes, a woman is on screen, cue the violins. (-_-)

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yeah, start the motor, we've got a lady to run over with out boat.

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the shark from jaws is irritated.

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bubbles shot for 3d

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you're gonna have another opportunity, camera boy, don't worry.

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okay, nope they can all die now. litterbug.

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generally, when you run at a creature with a blades, you're supposed to swing the blade at the dude, not just run into him, holding the blade well out of damaging range of anyone at all. just a tip.

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the gillman already sick of this Exposition Conversation

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four men dead so far

and yet, so many cast members remain.

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ha! capitan can stay as long as he wants if he promises to keep pulling knives on the jerk.

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too bad they didn't see it, ya know, on a completely flat river, with several dudes looking around for just such a thing.

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gillman just thinks this is a carnival ride they set up just for him.

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so we've all accepted that Mark is upset because he's got a secret crush on David, right? i mean, he's also an asshole, but he seems to have a real chip on his shoulder when it comes to David.

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yes, give that monster a big ol' hug!

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oops. sorry (ha) mark (hahah) um. cough.

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time to poison the audience in 3D!

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gillman has the mother of all headaches now, and he knows who's fault it is.

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