Seems accurate to me
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Technically this is a dead baby RAW
Would you prefer it COOKED, you psycho?!
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Well if the campaigns gonna kill a baby it might head towards cannibalism too
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Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.
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Charisma goes down by 1 from 20 once a month for 24 months, it already hits 1
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Charisma goes down by 1 from 20 once a month for 24 months, it already hits 1
Yes, but it might gain other buffs to Charisma between now and 24 months. Charisma is forced to 1 at 24 months regardless.
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Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.
Guess it’s random, one of mine came with the inferno spell, the other had deafening shriek.
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I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.
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Commoner here: this is accurate.
Yeah, sounds about right
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Yes, but it might gain other buffs to Charisma between now and 24 months. Charisma is forced to 1 at 24 months regardless.
Clearly I don’t play D&D
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Technically this is a dead baby RAW
why is it dead?
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I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.
Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.
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Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two
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why is it dead?
iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.
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Random debuff: 0.1% chance per turn to take 100 damage while sleeping.
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Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.
So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.
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Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.
But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.
I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.
If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.
Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.
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Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.
Or alarm. Sometimes Tasha’s uncontrollable laughter.
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Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.
But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.
I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.
If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.
Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.
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So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.
“My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”
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iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.
I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?
