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  • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

    Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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    Valmond
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    Guess it’s random, one of mine came with the inferno spell, the other had deafening shriek.

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      echo5@lemmy.world
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      I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.

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      • S sbv@sh.itjust.works

        Commoner here: this is accurate.

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        dadifer@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, sounds about right

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        • N NaibofTabr

          Yes, but it might gain other buffs to Charisma between now and 24 months. Charisma is forced to 1 at 24 months regardless.

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          spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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          Clearly I don’t play D&D

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          • R redacted@lemmy.zip

            Technically this is a dead baby RAW

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            nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            why is it dead?

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            • E echo5@lemmy.world

              I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.

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              crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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              Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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                Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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                • N nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                  why is it dead?

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                  igmelonh
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                  iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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                    agent641@lemmy.world
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                    Random debuff: 0.1% chance per turn to take 100 damage while sleeping.

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                    • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

                      Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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                      topherclay@lemmy.world
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                      So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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                      • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                        Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                        But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                        I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                        If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                        tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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                        Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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                        • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

                          Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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                          tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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                          Or alarm. Sometimes Tasha’s uncontrollable laughter.

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                          • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                            Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                            But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                            I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                            If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                            archpawn@lemmy.world
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                            Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.

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                            • T topherclay@lemmy.world

                              So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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                              qarbone@lemmy.world
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                              “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                              • I igmelonh

                                iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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                                crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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                                I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                                  deconceptualist@leminal.space
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                                  Cloudkill 😆

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                                    tamal3@lemmy.world
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                                    Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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                                    • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

                                      I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                                      redacted@lemmy.zip
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                                      Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                                      But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                                      • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                                        “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                                        unalivejoy
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                                        Wisdom is 1. They can’t know that.

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                                        • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                                          Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                                          But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                                          I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                                          If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                                          brown567@sh.itjust.works
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