Wow, philosophicops. #Monsterdon

"I'm Robert Stack." #Monsterdon

"That's a brave lil' ol' girl you got dere."

Does she have a moustache like that too? Because *that's* brave. #Monsterdon

"Are you wearing what I asked you to? The frog or the toad? Fully inflated? ooooh baby." #Monsterdon

Walking the streets, she meets the Muppets coming the other way. #Monsterdon

She's being stalked by The Comedian. Run, lady. #Monsterdon

She's being stalked by The Comedian. Run, lady. #Monsterdon

1981 was still technically the 70s. You can tell because everyone's still super greasy. #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, you're a misogynist murderer, it's 1980, you're like a dime a dozen. #Monsterdon

Cops same as they ever were -_-; #Monsterdon

Cops same as they ever were -_-; #Monsterdon

Of course, it being 1980, nobody gets any therapy. #Monsterdon

Okay the line about the Marquis de Sade coloring book was genuinely funny ^^ #Monsterdon

This is the most 1975 movie from the 80s I've ever seen. #Monsterdon

"We're gonna make ratings history tonight!"

First woman to transform into a werewolf live on camera! #Monsterdon

"We're gonna make ratings history tonight!"

First woman to transform into a werewolf live on camera! #Monsterdon

"You can't be afraid of dreams."

Oh, thanks, doc. I'm better. Totally cured! Stupid bastard. #Monsterdon

"It's a place to recharge your batteries."

And they do a great wicker man burning in the spring! #Monsterdon

These people aren't werewolves, they're weirdwolves. #Monsterdon

"I'm looking for my wife."

Me too, Bill. #Monsterdon