"This is the way it comes to us from the Lord"

Okay, Jesus wants you to get eaten by giant chickens, nice. #Monsterdon

...can we

not

with the wasp closeups please

#Monsterdon

"I didn't think we'd be goin' back like this."

"Yeah."

*Scintillating* dialogue, Bert. #Monsterdon

...So our protagonists just left the film? Is the jesus lady with the giant rats our protagonist now? #Monsterdon

"Oh damn, giant peaches again. Gotta staple that nephew of mine to the pit again." #Monsterdon

...You didn't want to, like, move your hand or anything? #Monsterdon

Directed by Big Insect Gordon #Monsterdon

Dude's about to get eaten by a Dilophasaurus. #Monsterdon

OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO CUTE #Monsterdon

"Good lord save me, save me"

UH, THIS IS GOD

I THOUGHT IT OVER

AND, UH. NO. #Monsterdon

You know, it's unusual to get a death scene this lurid and extended for a middle-aged man. Usually this happens to a teenage woman with very little clothing. #Monsterdon

Oo, I claim salvage on the bug! Gonna paint it yellow and soup it up #Monsterdon

I know it's a cliche observation, but these '70s environmental horror movies are really just rich white people guilt writ large. #Monsterdon

"I don't see anybody."

She's getting some

GRUB

#Monsterdon

"Sorry! I thought you were a bug." #Monsterdon

OH GOD IT *IS* THE STUFF #Monsterdon

I hope they go on the ferry another twelve times, it's literally the best cinematography in the whole damn film. #Monsterdon

Giant, transparent wasps. #Monsterdon

Marjoe Gortner, Exterminator #Monsterdon

Oh god, the romance subplot is starting -_-

I think I preferred the wasps -_-; #Monsterdon