God, why is this movie so BEEPY even the monster is high pitched #Monsterdon

"No, wait a minute Iris."

You've already been in Peril twice, it's someone else's turn. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe dammit Iris, I wanna be the damsel now

"Tomorrow we'll bring the boat"

Oooh yah, bring the fishin' rods, see if they're bitin' up by Round Lake. Get some crappies maybe, oh yah #Monsterdon

Turn off the external inertial dampers, Chekhov. #Monsterdon

"The waiting... Uncertainty... Not knowing..."

Emotional states! Single words! Just phrases! #Monsterdon

Y'know, some people got headaches after using the Virtual Boy for as little as 15 minutes.

#Monsterdon

Whoops, coffee's ready. #Monsterdon

Nice eyeball, eyeball. #Monsterdon

The Angry Red Planet feels like someone took a fairly standard 1950s sci-fi movie and ran it through a series of tests to discover how annoying you could make a movie before people starting going berzerk in the theater >_> #Monsterdon

"...Close the door"

♫ Come alive~♪ #Monsterdon

"I can generate half a million volts!"

Also we have a generator on the ship! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe dude generates the entirety of the ships electricity from the static buildup of his chest hair

Guys, guys, guys. Just invert the polarity of the neutron flow and MOVE ON. #Monsterdon

Oh good. Another annoying noise. Just what the film was missing. #Monsterdon

"Listen carefully and remember!"

*immediately faints*

#Monsterdon

He died as he lived, incomprehensible and drooling. #Monsterdon

He's got a Michael Jackson glove made of Jello #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe IRISH ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK IRISH

So she flew the ship all the way back to Earth SINGLE HANDED while also treating a man infected with a mysterious space disease.

And I *guarantee* they'll promote HIM first. #Monsterdon