Miers has managed to extract from the alien the secret formula for Kentucky Fried Chicken. #Monsterdon

It's always the bloody capitalists ruining things, huh 9_9 #Monsterdon

DUN DUN DUN *DUN DUNNNNN* it's so serious the dramatic music sting got an extra bar #Monsterdon

"Here's a bottle of Granduncle Pip's Heroin and Morphine Palliative, see you in orbit grandpa!" #Monsterdon

And now five uninterrupted minutes of our main character smoking. For reasons. #Monsterdon

Oh hey, we finally found someone with a Scots accent! In Scotland, no less! #Monsterdon

"Ach rrrrrriot... Is a terrible thing. AND I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME WE HAD ONE!" #Monsterdon

"But... The boooo-gie" #Monsterdon

Give me that phone, I'll show you how to use a prop phone. #Monsterdon

Woof, bicycle thieves were SERIOUS back in the day. #Monsterdon

"Well TALK, man!"

Please don't. #Monsterdon

They're pressganging him for pub duty #Monsterdon

Man, that Englishman got really excited when he learned he didn't have to talk to the Scottish dude >_> #Monsterdon

"We'll give you to 11 o'clock and then we start killing everyone."

GEE I SURE AM GLAD WE CALLED IN THE BRITISH TO HELP, THANK GOD #Monsterdon

"The hour is near," and I've spent two hours writing this down, so I've got let's see twenty minutes to go rescue the girl and end the movie. Good luck! #Monsterdon

Mostly I'm impressed the Professor has managed to keep his shawl. #Monsterdon

"Walk straight ahead"

Aaaaand they all step into the pit and trip. #Monsterdon

Oh good lightning! Nice #Monsterdon

And it's Man Versus Gumby here in the pit! #Monsterdon

Yeah, just CHUCK Miers over the embankment, sounds good. #Monsterdon