do i think this is some kind of joke. sir, you were just launched from beneath a pile of sticks with a headlamp and some kind of wire around your neck, claiming to know of "real towns" and "real people."

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ah, some flashbacks for those of us who blocked the previous two movies from our memory.

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mm, all these RVs really are making me feel things tho. #grabbyHands

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sir, when you're teenage daughter says, "hey dad there was this weird guy" and alarm bells don't immediately start going off, you are a Failure.

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does this guy end up with the fishbowl over his head? please?

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ah. so grandpa's one of them.

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what does his button say? "I'm not completely worthless" something?

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what the hell kind of hat is that, dad???

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wait, so all your laundry just goes down into an unsecured laundry room??? what the hell kinda place is this?

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oh yes, put your arm in the dark hole, frankie, please.

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sicko.jpg

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"shorter" thanks.

i mean, in dad's defense, this has been a hell of a day for him, but he's 100% being an ass right now.

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mrs and mr? lady, there /is/ something weird about you.

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also Crites discovering their inner femme and i'm here for it.

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ah. i was wondering how Leo was gonna work his way back into this.

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"sport."

yikes.

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love your slippers ma'am.

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lol, the wild world of geraldo.

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fair point ma'am.

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the ladies wisely getting directly out of the way while the dad decides to try the door. dummy.

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