@CactuarJoe sadly I doubt this one will become guardian of the earth

@CactuarJoe might eat a few republicans tho

It was Flukeman, duh. #Monsterdon

Was it just a feature of the 70's/early 80s that movies depicted everyone as a monster? Like, nobody in any of these movies are likeable. #Monsterdon

C'MOOOON CROCODILE

LET'S GET *SHAKIN'* CROC MAN!

DEATH SPIN THIS *ENTIRE GODDAMN CAST* #Monsterdon

If I had a nickel for every "DUN dunnn... DUN dunn..." musical sting I heard since I started watching #Monsterdon I'd have at LEAST a couple bucks by this point.

Okay, I gotta ask, how much is Science Boy *paying* this be-Hawaiian-shirted dipshit? Because you could not pay me enough. #Monsterdon

"It's all very carefully regulated," said the Neurolink researcher. #Monsterdon

"Thank you sir, I'll just go back to my desk and wait to be assassinated by your goons." #Monsterdon

One day we're gonna have a movie where the entire cast *isn't* assholes. #Monsterdon

One day we're gonna have a movie where the entire cast *isn't* assholes. #Monsterdon

...Why is everyone commenting on our protagonist's looks? #Monsterdon

"Well, y'can't live forever."

Hey, here comes lunch! #Monsterdon

Y'know the producer did say the film was supposed to be a comedy. I can buy that the radio bomber was supposed to be a joke.

Ain't funny, but the *intent* was there, anyway. #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, you saw some shit in Saint Louie, you're a hardass all right #Monsterdon

Mm, I love some nice Kelly greens #Monsterdon

Dammit. I wanted him to get eaten #Monsterdon

"I think someone's been back here recently"

Yeah we saw you playing grabass, dipshit. #Monsterdon

I think this is an action scene, but I can't be sure because its being lit by the Itty Bitty Booklight. #Monsterdon

Whoops, Kelly whited out. Ran out of usable Pokemon. #Monsterdon