So let me see if I've got the plot so far;

Ramon was playing Counterstrike and his opponent called the cops, now he's got a SWAT team outside his home? #Monsterdon

That smirk... Is the herpetologist working with Ramon? Is she a HERPETRAITOR? #Monsterdon

Oh that is by far the least believable shot ever produced. #Monsterdon

Even the soundtrack doesn't believe this thing is menacing. #Monsterdon

Aaaah the 70s, when every car was a bomb waiting to happen. #Monsterdon

Yeah, I gotta say, it's really hard to hate Ramon. He only seems to eat cops and obnoxious reporters, I'd argue he's actually making the streets SAFER. #Monsterdon

Yeah, I gotta say, it's really hard to hate Ramon. He only seems to eat cops and obnoxious reporters, I'd argue he's actually making the streets SAFER. #Monsterdon

Even the *kid's* an asshole, jesus #Monsterdon

Oh great, they brought in a cut-rate Muldoon. Can't wait to see Ramon Clever Girl him. #Monsterdon

ugh

DIE already, would you PLEASE #Monsterdon

"I'll buy ya an iguana"

GET EATEN #Monsterdon

Soooo... Did we have another plot point to film, oooooor...? #Monsterdon

OH

The Big White Hunter is Henry Silva! I knew I'd seen him somewhere before, he's the creep from Escape from the Bronx #Monsterdon

Dude you can NOT turn your relationship with the herpetologist into a romance with twenty minutes left in the film, seriously fuck *off* #Monsterdon

So at the climax of the film Max gets loose and our hero Heroically shoots the alligator, right? #Monsterdon

Wow, *assholes* all of these people. #Monsterdon

He got the lease after Mitchell left town -_- #Monsterdon

ick #Monsterdon

Movie, you CANNOT make me feel anything for these people, you have spent the last HOUR showing me how AWFUL they are.

Just get EATEN already, WOULD YOU PLEASE? #Monsterdon

Yeah this whole Native Bearer schtick isn't racist *at all* #Monsterdon