Oh right, this is the Godzilla movie that hates children. Gotta have young punks. #monsterdon

Puppy! #monsterdon

Welp, so much for any survivors, huh #monsterdon

Movie's setting up some more children to squish. #monsterdon

Man, you know you fucked up if MOTHRA eats your ass. #monsterdon

"No I'm sorry"

A violent fight erupts over whose day was nicer! #monsterdon

"Godzilla... Will return!"

In CASINO ROYALE! #monsterdon

I know people are skeptical about using one monster to defeat another, but saving Japan by playing high-stakes Pokemon feels right to me. #monsterdon

Once again, we turn to the islands of bonin' #monsterdon

"I thought... The army killed Godzilla, right?"

NO

THEY DIDN'T

THAT WAS KIND OF A SIGNIFICANT PART OF THE MOVIE IN FACT

#monsterdon

Justice for piss guy #monsterdon

Aaaaaalbatross. AAAAAALBATROSS

You think he comes with wafers? #monsterdon

"Stones can record history like a CD"

...What? No they can't. What??? #monsterdon

"Stones can record history like a CD"

...What? No they can't. What??? #monsterdon

Yeah, and maybe he made a light soul reduction to drizzle over the soul flank steaks he prepared earlier! #monsterdon

"The government has issued a Godzilla Warning for all prefectures, please keep an eye on the weather during the day, and keep your Godzilla radio with you at all times." #monsterdon

So, a Godzilla has been sighted, or conditions are right for a Godzilla to occur? #monsterdon

Wow, so they're actually acknowledging that non-Japanese people died in WWII. Maybe this film isn't *that* nationalistic after all. #monsterdon

Wow, so they're actually acknowledging that non-Japanese people died in WWII. Maybe this film isn't *that* nationalistic after all. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe mentally temporarily lowering the knife i'm holding to this movie's metaphorical throat