man speaks perfectly good english, he just likes to fuck with the tourists. frankly, i applaud him. #monsterdon

so, this was about 45 minutes worth of movie, but they got a free vacation out of it, so why not inflict their vacay photos on all of us. #monsterdon

um, is my copy being weird, or did someone time travel from like Experimental Hip Hop land for this section of the OST??? #monsterdon

there we go! get him! #monsterdon

shooting the crabs with his pistol. the perfect American specimen. #bleurg #monsterdon

enough of that exciting booby trap stuff, let's show off some more of our vacation surfing home movies! #monsterdon

oh. he's not dead. that's really too bad. #monsterdon

are they gonna burn the newcomers in a wicker fish? #monsterdon

oi! goat-kun! #monsterdon

okay, i hate all of them now. i'm throwing everyone into that lake, where they will all be eaten by whatever that was. the end. #monsterdon

so this guy with the spear behind her, was he supposed to be on guard duty, or... #monsterdon

if only this movie had sunk into the sea. #monsterdon

oh no, not the underwater scenes again, please! #monsterdon

yes please, commit them all to the sea. #monsterdon

do you think they could buy a proper film with this haul? #monsterdon

if i had my own boat, i would simply sail off this picture. #monsterdon

did a 1970s white man just turn down an attractive lady in a bikini? on screen??? for moral reasons??? #monsterdon

so we're going with sleeze ball and the scientist instead??? really, movie? #monsterdon

@yatsu Primary relationship fizzled, they gotta break out the spares. #Monsterdon

"I can no longer protect you"
he says, immediately after protecting her. sir.
#monsterdon