"we need a diversion!"
one of you sacrifices himself to be burned alive in a wicker fish, the rest of you run for it during the song and dance number. #monsterdon

is he still bandaged up from the crabs-- i'm sorry from the Mother Crabbers? #monsterdon

ah, and the girls are damp now. wonderful. #puke #monsterdon

what if these two just got on the boat and left literally every single other person in this film on the island behind them? #monsterdon

did she just choke her to death with her own hair? #monsterdon