ZANTETSUGRANDMA #Monsterdon

So Charlie just fake dies at the end of every movie now? #Monsterdon

Hey, Dad, good work! Finally doing something with your kids. #Monsterdon

You, uh

You got a little

a little uh

on your

...Nevermind.

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"Normal like a movie?"

Yeah, you could watch The Tingler! #Monsterdon

Sorry, Rosie. Gotta go chase your skinny tasty treat down, I guess. #Monsterdon

CHARLIE WILL BE BACK

IN

CRITTERS 4: YOU ONLY LIVE TWIX

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...From Russia with Leeks? #Monsterdon

On Her Majesty's Secret Service Tray #Monsterdon

Diamonds are for Lunch #Monsterdon

The Spy Who Licked Me #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

Critterpussy

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@klu9 #Monsterdon

Yeah I gotta say Critters 2 remains the high watermark of this venerable series in my eyes. 3 Just doesn't have the thematic consistency or emotional weight, I'm sorry. Clearly we have lost our auteur, and with him, our golden age. Where now shall we turn for truly classic cinema now?

Eh, maybe Hee-Haw's on another channel. Just as good. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

The Living Daycrites

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@klu9 Casino Royale with Cheese #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

and the theme is the Heifer Burger song from Critters 2

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@klu9 *chef's kiss* #Monsterdon

Thinking about @moira 's list of improvements for Critters 3 (over here: https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/115483660835128015) and yeah, I agree with all of that.

Like, it should still have been about the kids of a recent widower, but the dad should've been more of an aggressive job climber instead of just having a job that forces him to be away a lot, and he should've gotten more scenes with Chett Landlordville the 3rd. Especially a scene near the climax where Dad looks at Chett and goes, "Oh christ, i'm literally THIS GUY D:"

Also more than three Critter puppets would've been nice.

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