1 bowl of last season's cadbury mini eggs
2 screens
3 minutes until #monsterdon
i'm ready.

re: frankenstein vs frankenstein's moster debate, i assume the monster is sort of like the doctor's son surrogate, so they would both probably have the same last name. so both of them are frankenstein. it's like japan, everybody calls each other by their family name. frankenstein-san. #monsterdon #BS

ask not for whom the movie tolls

it tolls for THEE!
#monsterdon

Denis Price. is someone hoping we'd think this was Vincent's cousin or something?#monsterdon

hearing these credits in the worst American-Not-Even-Trying-To-Read-French voice. meesay en sceeene. #monsterdon

is this that damned rubber bat again? #monsterdon

jeez, are we really gonna just watch his whole meal. rude. #monsterdon

this """bat""" sounds like one of those bird whistles where you put the water in it and it kind of chirrups? #monsterdon

hey! dialogue! (sort of) #monsterdon

is he... carrying a fire hydrant with him??? #monsterdon

in case you like close ups of a horse's ass, this movie's got you covered... #monsterdon

even that door trying to shove that man out of this film. like, dude, please, you don't wanna be here. #monsterdon

hey, here's a guy who actually knows where someone's heart is. #monsterdon

i mean, honestly i would be down for an entire movie of some dude in a basement lab flicking switches and lighting up panels. #monsterdon

me, Monday mornings #monsterdon

buhm buhm
#monsterdon

so...

#monsterdon

i mean, they really needn't bother with the slow pan ups of this woman's body, we basically saw everything. #monsterdon

oh no, not The Tube! #monsterdon