I know what Godzilla needs.

A better script. #Monsterdon

HOPEFUL THEME OF AMERICAN MILITARY INTERVENTION! EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO THE APACHE HELICOPTER #Monsterdon

Oh look, new lead actors. #Monsterdon

SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

Yeah, make sure you aim the missiles directly at the fish pile. #Monsterdon

I feel like you could cut out the incidental dialogue and reduce the film's runtime by half. #Monsterdon

I feel like you could cut out the incidental dialogue and reduce the film's runtime by half. #Monsterdon

Godzilla growl or indigestion? You be the judge. #Monsterdon

Godzilla growl or indigestion? You be the judge. #Monsterdon

Yeah, CG really doesn't hold up. That's a PS3 cutscene right there. #Monsterdon

Give him a pat, he's a friend. #Monsterdon

So Matt died of radiation poisoning from that spit, right? #Monsterdon

HE'S JUST EATING LUNCH, YOU DICKS #Monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's adorable. #Monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's adorable. #Monsterdon

HE'S JUST EATING LUNCH, YOU DICKS #Monsterdon

"Follow my lead!"

So I should suck and die, just like you. #Monsterdon

Oh great, sure, randomly fire while moving forward in a single-file line. You wanna try a circular firing squad next? #Monsterdon

Delicious helicopters #Monsterdon