I feel like you could cut out the incidental dialogue and reduce the film's runtime by half. #Monsterdon

I feel like you could cut out the incidental dialogue and reduce the film's runtime by half. #Monsterdon

Godzilla growl or indigestion? You be the judge. #Monsterdon

Godzilla growl or indigestion? You be the judge. #Monsterdon

Yeah, CG really doesn't hold up. That's a PS3 cutscene right there. #Monsterdon

Give him a pat, he's a friend. #Monsterdon

So Matt died of radiation poisoning from that spit, right? #Monsterdon

HE'S JUST EATING LUNCH, YOU DICKS #Monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's adorable. #Monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's adorable. #Monsterdon

HE'S JUST EATING LUNCH, YOU DICKS #Monsterdon

"Follow my lead!"

So I should suck and die, just like you. #Monsterdon

Oh great, sure, randomly fire while moving forward in a single-file line. You wanna try a circular firing squad next? #Monsterdon

Delicious helicopters #Monsterdon

Delicious helicopters #Monsterdon

oh god we're deep in the romance plot now -_-; #Monsterdon

"I guess I am still a little mad."

And you can tell by how I radiate mild petulant annoyance. #Monsterdon

He's got pictures of you, run girl #Monsterdon

Yeah, grab it girl. This is ACTUALLY what a reporter does. #Monsterdon

Yes, Matt, everybody ELSE comes to NY to fuck, why not Godzilla? #Monsterdon