so we're switching things up by having the girl be in favor of the arranged marriage. take that, uh, second wave feminists, i guess, since this is 1983... #monsterdon

a few flutes to let you know he's not just leering at her, it's The Big L. #monsterdon

that hallway looks like it should have Inigo Montoya running down it. #monsterdon

"oh no! horses in a forest!!" #monsterdon

ah, lasers in a medieval setting. how can you go wrong. (^_^) #monsterdon

oh. ew. tentically. #monsterdon

and just enough Errol Flynn to make things ridiculous... #monsterdon

mm, knocked to the floor like a True Hero. #monsterdon

okay, the galloping through fire while everybody shouts scene was nice though. that would legit be terrifying. #monsterdon

i think this movie is two hours long because they spend 30 total minutes on lingering shots of mountains. #monsterdon

if there's not an egg in this cave, i think we chose the wrong movie, folks. #monsterdon

shining like a bloody rembran-- oh, don't think that was in any renaissance painting i ever saw. #SoManyBlades #monsterdon

well i think it'll be easy enough to find, the damn thing's a whole-ass mountain.. #monsterdon

oh god, i think this is the """comedy""" section. #monsterdon

travel with us??? can we please not. #monsterdon

one blinking cyclops scares you? bloody wuss. #monsterdon

hey!!! there's our boy! how ya been, Mr Liam? #monsterdon

"fame? an empty purse." another secondary character wiser than the supposed protagonist. #monsterdon

lord god, can't we just leave him passed out by the side of the road please? #monsterdon

there are those who call me... tim? #monsterdon