only one of you gets his axe out. why are all these "adventurers" so useless. #monsterdon

the elves are leaving middle earth. #monsterdon

dual wielding, alright, Young King bisexual confirmed. #monsterdon

i am deeply uncomfortable with this "a little too much like the inside of a body" tunnel. #monsterdon

"it is the power of the beast" no i think it's just quicksand. #monsterdon

eugh, it's like damp sawdust. nasty. #monsterdon

gollum voice: maybe "she" could do it
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i am worried for this puppy's future in this movie, but it's such a wild improvement over his human form that i think i'll allow it. #monsterdon

"the men are too tired to hunt" let's have Ergo turn into a cow, and just eat him. #monsterdon

ah yes, punishment by being green-screen swiped to the left. #monsterdon

random falling pebbles are a real threat in this movie, eh? #monsterdon

random falling pebbles are a real threat in this movie, eh? #monsterdon

okay, for real though, i like this whole sub plot about the villain being our ex, and she turns out not to be really evil, just suffering after a terrible decision. #monsterdon

look at those adorable horses. good boys, every one of them. #monsterdon

"""""hyaa.""""""
#monsterdon

minecraft rules, you just sit on the horse until it loves you. #monsterdon

and so the cyclops hangs out with half a dozen horses and lives the rest of his life in peace and happiness. no one tell me any different. #monsterdon

ET but with horses. #monsterdon

this cyclops is MVP. i think HE should be the king, not this Richard wannabe. #monsterdon

honestly, being crushed to death might be the better option at this point in the film. #monsterdon