ah yes, punishment by being green-screen swiped to the left. #monsterdon

random falling pebbles are a real threat in this movie, eh? #monsterdon

@yatsu Styrofoam falling hazards everywhere! #Monsterdon

okay, for real though, i like this whole sub plot about the villain being our ex, and she turns out not to be really evil, just suffering after a terrible decision. #monsterdon

look at those adorable horses. good boys, every one of them. #monsterdon

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minecraft rules, you just sit on the horse until it loves you. #monsterdon

and so the cyclops hangs out with half a dozen horses and lives the rest of his life in peace and happiness. no one tell me any different. #monsterdon

ET but with horses. #monsterdon

this cyclops is MVP. i think HE should be the king, not this Richard wannabe. #monsterdon

honestly, being crushed to death might be the better option at this point in the film. #monsterdon

aw, Liam. all your wives! #monsterdon

@yatsu Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our wives. #Monsterdon

"Tell Mareth I loved her. Tell Karen I loved her too. And tell Jessica she was really great. And, um, you know, the other one, tell her I liked her too." man's death scene goes on for five full minutes. #monsterdon

guy's gonna eventually have to catch that throwing star, and if he doesn't cut off all his fingers Mad Max style, it's gonna be a crying shame. #monsterdon

i feel like i would honestly mind this self-controlled homing throwing star thing less if Prince Protagonist had like, some kind of controller to use it. like, an RV joystick thing, a training montage where he learned how to control it psychically, anything? #monsterdon

and the wedding ceremony comes back. i think this movie thinks it knows something about Writing... #monsterdon

yeah, please turn off your fire before you clutch her in that dress, the whole set's gonna go up. #monsterdon

well, that was about a movie and a half. #monsterdon

yeah, i feel like i SHOULD dislike this movie, but actually i think it was fine. really it just makes me wanna go read some really solid 18 volume high fantasy series. #monsterdon