some expert on the radio this morning: you see, Trump is like a big, belligerent drunk man standing over you in a bar and threatening to swing

my dad: yep

me: sounds about right

expert: so you have to appease him!

me, my dad: NO YOU FUCKING DON'T

me: you show him you won't be bullied!

my dad: you tell him to shove off before he gets his nose broke!

me: you have him thrown out!

my dad: you start charging him 25% extra for his whiskeys!

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