@ami_angelwings It is not kryptonite, just looks, feels and smells like it. It is the smell that really does it. It enters my nose and sends lead slugs down my arms to slam into my fingertips, which involuntarily fall to the floor taking my shoulders with them. With my knees locked, I have to sustain the arse-up position for 36 minutes after which time I can find the strength to pull my hands underneath me and push up into a sitting position. Full recovery is then just 23 hours away.

@ami_angelwings the truth. I'm called The Magat

@ami_angelwings i seem to have poor luck with the fates, so i'm sure the heavens will bless the hero with a divine weapon specially designed to smite my ass.

and with how my body has reacted to air pollution the past few months... yeah allergies too for sure.

i guess the kids too, but i can always absorb the surviving kids and educate them of the horrors of capitalism, so they never return to the side of "good" (i always picture myself opposing capitalism, so).

and vices, yeah. i mean, i'm just chilling! if i just want to sit down to watch some youtube videos and the pc blows up in my face... welp. it's a sad way for a demon lord to go out, but not all of us are winners (same with the allergies lol)

@ami_angelwings
If I'm a villain I want to be taken out by a pretty trinket. Anything else wouldn't mesh with my scheme of crushed velvet, black/purple colour palette, and silver death jewellery.

@ami_angelwings
When I was a little big bad an oracle told me that I would rule the world a thousand years. I waylaid village, towns, cities, and metropolis not knowing it only took my planet 30 days to circle the sun because I killed all the scientists.

@ami_angelwings A copper doughnut ​​

@MarthaCrimson pink glitter shuriken from Claire's

@ami_angelwings Not the water bottle!! *hiss*

@ami_angelwings Allergic to Spandex/Lycra

@ami_angelwings can't stop infodumping to the protag

You're a supervillain/evil overlord, what's the embarrassing/humiliating way you go out?

#fiction #books #tv #anime #manga #comics #fantasy #scifi #poll

@rotopenguin i actually wanted to edit "allergies" to "talks too much" but the voting had already begun

@ami_angelwings is it just me or I can only see all of the text of the options if I rotate my phone?

@ami_angelwings@urusai.social my cat

@ami_angelwings all of these

I'm a pretty rubbish villain tbh

@squareScarletCougar might just be you, it works for me

@ami_angelwings
I dont need to be a villain to know how much I trip over my ego lol.

#deeprockgalactic

@ami_angelwings it's either obvious betrayal or comic relief, i tell ya...

@rgbunny killed by your comic relief minion that you constantly abuse and it's obvious to everybody but you that they're eventually going to snap but instead of turning on you they try to prove you wrong by casting the spell to kill the hero on their own and screw up and kill you by accident

@ami_angelwings yup, that sounds about right