@ami_angelwings
When I was a little big bad an oracle told me that I would rule the world a thousand years. I waylaid village, towns, cities, and metropolis not knowing it only took my planet 30 days to circle the sun because I killed all the scientists.

@ami_angelwings A copper doughnut ​​

@MarthaCrimson pink glitter shuriken from Claire's

@ami_angelwings Not the water bottle!! *hiss*

@ami_angelwings Allergic to Spandex/Lycra

@ami_angelwings can't stop infodumping to the protag

You're a supervillain/evil overlord, what's the embarrassing/humiliating way you go out?

#fiction #books #tv #anime #manga #comics #fantasy #scifi #poll

@rotopenguin i actually wanted to edit "allergies" to "talks too much" but the voting had already begun

@ami_angelwings is it just me or I can only see all of the text of the options if I rotate my phone?

@ami_angelwings@urusai.social my cat

@ami_angelwings all of these

I'm a pretty rubbish villain tbh

@squareScarletCougar might just be you, it works for me

@ami_angelwings
I dont need to be a villain to know how much I trip over my ego lol.

#deeprockgalactic

@ami_angelwings it's either obvious betrayal or comic relief, i tell ya...

@rgbunny killed by your comic relief minion that you constantly abuse and it's obvious to everybody but you that they're eventually going to snap but instead of turning on you they try to prove you wrong by casting the spell to kill the hero on their own and screw up and kill you by accident

@ami_angelwings yup, that sounds about right

@ami_angelwings@urusai.social Hubris for sure. I already make enough careless mistakes in moments of confidence

@ami_angelwings
Can there be an answer like “Killed by your out of control redemption arc”

@ami_angelwings Probably sheer clumsiness. Like I trip while holding a weapon and accidentally impale myself and then also fall from a great height and also land in a vat of acid