...Is that a theremin? What the FUCK is going ON with this soundtrack??? #Monsterdon

That's a big condom the natives are carrying there. #Monsterdon

"VIC"

I WASN'T I SWEAR IT #Monsterdon

"That sound! A woman is being dangled over a piranha tank! I can feel it in my bones!" #Monsterdon

Grabbed her with his crotch, seems appropriate somehow. #Monsterdon

Ah, now we get the Cannibal Holocaust part of the film. #Monsterdon

"My ass is sacred to me!"

We know, Eddie, we all saw your bath scene. #Monsterdon

GOJIRA! GOJIRA IS HERE! #Monsterdon

C'mon guys, do 'em like Captain Cook! #Monsterdon

Whoops, dude your ping-pong eyes are loose, tie 'em down under your wig next time. #Monsterdon

Of course, the designated girlfight 9_9 #Monsterdon

It's a rather gentle rumble. Maybe she should've asked the scientist to take her away from all this instead. #Monsterdon

This is *by far* the least believable fight I've ever seen. #Monsterdon

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Oh I get it, Logan's the *classy* one. #Monsterdon

Whoops, spilled a little of the salad there. Sorry. #Monsterdon

...Seriously

It ends with "ha ha ha" sitcom laughter.

Yeah, fuck off. #Monsterdon

So a bunch of stupid white people destroy an entire civilization and don't even profit off it because they're too busy fighting with each other

and they laugh it off.

*Wow* fuck this movie.

#Monsterdon

On the other hand, now we've seen what I'm pretty sure was a lost Ferengi episode of Star Trek, so there's that. #Monsterdon