I’m calling it “Sick Wife” from now on.

They are available at any kitchen supply store. They are roughly a little bigger than a quarter cup which is good for eyeballing things. But they are pretty variable in size. Never smaller than a quarter cup but sometimes as big as 1/3 cuo, sometimes even in the same box if you buy them with very little English lettering on the box.

They are essential for Indian mise en place.

Or Sick Kid if you have kids.

If that’s your wife, I’d eat her.

So the ingredients are peas, onions, oil, orange cubes, yellow cubes, yellow flakes, brown seeds…

Red seeds. But otherwise I think you have it.

The actual recipe. Except I used red pepper flakes instead of lemons and leek instead of celery.

nice wife

Nice mise en place.

I try to set a good example

I don’t have any yellow cubes left, can i use yellow triangles instead?

I don’t believe you. Just the Parm is like 40c

Half a cup of parm is about 40¢ but I got 2 1/2 servings out of this. So less than 20¢ per person.

I don’t know if Doritos would work on this. Maybe as a crushed garnish on top?

Yeah, that definitely doesn’t look healthy