If that’s your wife, I’d eat her.

So the ingredients are peas, onions, oil, orange cubes, yellow cubes, yellow flakes, brown seeds…

Red seeds. But otherwise I think you have it.

The actual recipe. Except I used red pepper flakes instead of lemons and leek instead of celery.

nice wife

Nice mise en place.

I try to set a good example

I don’t have any yellow cubes left, can i use yellow triangles instead?

I don’t believe you. Just the Parm is like 40c

Half a cup of parm is about 40¢ but I got 2 1/2 servings out of this. So less than 20¢ per person.

I don’t know if Doritos would work on this. Maybe as a crushed garnish on top?

Yeah, that definitely doesn’t look healthy