@corbden Glad I could help!

Let's face it: making billionaires scorned pariahs everywhere they go is a *group effort*. Let's all do our part! 

Jeff Bezos' self-driving limo crashes on a remote road in the desert. A day later, alone and dying, he stumbles into a lonely truck stop dragging one of the limo doors behind him. As he collapses, thirsty and sweating, the clerk rushes out.

"Help," he mutters. "I'm Jeff Bezos. I need water."

The clerk looks at the door. "What's that for?" he asks.

"In case it gets hot, I can roll the window down."

always has been