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Did you really think it would be that easy

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    mousekeyboard@ttrpg.network
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    The king is a puppet of a dictatorial deity. The solution is to overthrow god.

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    • mousekeyboard@ttrpg.networkM mousekeyboard@ttrpg.network

      The king is a puppet of a dictatorial deity. The solution is to overthrow god.

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      I tried that. The paladin Divine Smite’d me 😞

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        It seems like any sufficiently rich person, like a monarch, could essentially have someone on staff - maybe multiple people - whose entire job is to periodically cast True Resurrection, naming the rich individual. If they aren’t dead, the spell fails; if they are, they come back to life, and can name their assassin.

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          “Nanomachines Invulnerability, son.”

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            Weird timing.

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            Rayquetzalcoatl
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            Is it? Why? 😮

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            • mousekeyboard@ttrpg.networkM mousekeyboard@ttrpg.network

              The king is a puppet of a dictatorial deity. The solution is to overthrow god.

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              arcterus
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              JRPG style

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              • RayquetzalcoatlR Rayquetzalcoatl

                Is it? Why? 😮

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                Aielman15
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                I think they are referring to the No Kings protest going on in the US right now.

                nytimes.com

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                • Aielman15A Aielman15

                  I think they are referring to the No Kings protest going on in the US right now.

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                  Rayquetzalcoatl
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                  Ahh I see, I thought there’d been some kind of new attempt on somebody’s life 😂 Living under a rock these days, sorry!

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                  • RayquetzalcoatlR Rayquetzalcoatl

                    Ahh I see, I thought there’d been some kind of new attempt on somebody’s life 😂 Living under a rock these days, sorry!

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                    Aielman15
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                    To be fair, I’m not american, and the first thing I thought was “has there been another attempt at Trump’s life?” lol

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                      archpawn@lemmy.world
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                      Nobody would rule by birthright in a D&D world. Any leader of a country would have access to Clone, and would have no need for inheritance.

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                      • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

                        It seems like any sufficiently rich person, like a monarch, could essentially have someone on staff - maybe multiple people - whose entire job is to periodically cast True Resurrection, naming the rich individual. If they aren’t dead, the spell fails; if they are, they come back to life, and can name their assassin.

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                        archpawn@lemmy.world
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                        Or they could just have some Clones.

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                        • mousekeyboard@ttrpg.networkM mousekeyboard@ttrpg.network

                          The king is a puppet of a dictatorial deity. The solution is to overthrow god.

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                          mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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                          The king is a puppet of a dictatorial clergy, the solution is to burn the church down with the clergy and monarchy inside.

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                            shalafi@lemmy.world
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                            Bravo on that headline OP! 😉

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                              Bravo on that headline OP! 😉

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                              stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                              Why what did I do? I phoned it the fuck in

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                                Why what did I do? I phoned it the fuck in

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                                _stranger_@lemmy.world
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                                I think it’s lovely

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                                  Why what did I do? I phoned it the fuck in

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                                  • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

                                    It seems like any sufficiently rich person, like a monarch, could essentially have someone on staff - maybe multiple people - whose entire job is to periodically cast True Resurrection, naming the rich individual. If they aren’t dead, the spell fails; if they are, they come back to life, and can name their assassin.

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                                    bob_lemon@feddit.org
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                                    Assuming D&D 5e rules, this is easily countered by casting Gentle Repose on the corpse every 10 days, or any other method of preventing natural decay.

                                    True Resurrection can only create a new body if the original no longer exists.

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                                    • B bob_lemon@feddit.org

                                      Assuming D&D 5e rules, this is easily countered by casting Gentle Repose on the corpse every 10 days, or any other method of preventing natural decay.

                                      True Resurrection can only create a new body if the original no longer exists.

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                                      koboldcoterie@pawb.social
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                                      I guess this comes down to DM fiat as for what constitutes “touching” the creature. For example, what if the person casting the spell had a hair sample, or a severed finger or some other item from the monarch’s body, which they were also taking any of those steps to prevent decay of?

                                      The 3rd Edition version of the spell is even more ambiguous. RAW, it doesn’t prevent you from “unambiguously identifying” the creature through a means other than touching the body even if the body still exists.

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                                        NANOBLESSINGS, SON!

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                                        • A archpawn@lemmy.world

                                          Nobody would rule by birthright in a D&D world. Any leader of a country would have access to Clone, and would have no need for inheritance.

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                                          Funny thing, there was a 2e setting called Birthright, which pretty much made the game about developing land as a lord, rather than dungeon delving

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