Lord Byron on his porn-writing stump. #Monsterdon

Wheee. Whee. #Monsterdon

They don't airbrush walls like that anymore. #Monsterdon

Run, Jenny, you've stumbled into the Epstein manor. #Monsterdon

Man, those prosthetic teeth are way over the top. Dude can barely close his mouth. #Monsterdon

Ha ha, the dress just drops off like, "welp don't need that anymore! This is a Hammer flick, after all!" #Monsterdon

But yes, remarkably fast Time To Titty even for a Hammer flick. #Monsterdon

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HA HA HA, slain by a squirt knife! Gotta remember to pump up the pressure first! #Monsterdon

Shoutout to the dude who speared him in the groin, tho, you'd think that'd be his weak point. #Monsterdon

The count is dead! Bring in the peppermint schnapps! #Monsterdon

Wow, gettin' gleeful about this vampire murder. #Monsterdon

Destroy the castle! Whip the rocks from the foundation! Make sure you don't look in the extremely obvious cellar, men, the vampire needs to come back in the third act! #Monsterdon

Woof, that text is FUSCHIA #Monsterdon

Credits being haunted by a pissed-off Vulcan. #Monsterdon

BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD

BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD #Monsterdon

...Oh, it IS a plague cart, never mind >_> #Monsterdon

"Vampires are only a legend! Now I'll just sit back and wait for my entirely deserved ironic death!" #Monsterdon

"If they got in, I can get out."

Yeah I wouldn't want to stick around for that corny tourist trap either. #Monsterdon

"There's the roadblock!"

More of a forestblock, but sure #Monsterdon