Brighton on Hove, have rather nicely (and I presume for gamers, why else?) put a little history of the Church of St Nicholas up on their community website.

[da_gut@dice.camp]

@Printdevil GREAT post, Thanks

[baronesswinter@beige.party]

@Printdevil Super cool! And bonus points for the Blakes 7 ref!

[printdevil@dice.camp]

Actually it gets better. Built on an old druidical enclosure? Just adds to the "Why do the gravestones go to church?" reasoning.

"Oh we've been going to worship here since the meaties buiit their church out of the Uncle Petros. Forgive and forget I say"

[printdevil@dice.camp]

"St Nicholas of Myra" patron saint of Deep Ones.

[printdevil@dice.camp]

@BaronessWinter Who am I to judge what controls the villagers in your game...

[rogerbw@discordian.social]

@Printdevil @BaronessWinter
- Cordyceps
- The Thing in the Stone
- Orac
- Daily Mail
- that nice Mr Alucard

[printdevil@dice.camp]

I intentionally made it Orlac, for the same reason everyone from Derry calls Daleks "Darleks"

I know not why

But you can make "I used to be a knife thrower" references from Hands of Orlac now too.

@RogerBW @BaronessWinter

[printdevil@dice.camp]

"They've all been controlled by the Daily Mail.. only the Daily Express can save us now"

*sobering B Movie Slap*

"I do apologise..."

@RogerBW @BaronessWinter

[rogerbw@discordian.social]

@Printdevil @BaronessWinter "You can't burn me at the stake - think what it'll do to your house prices!"

[rogerbw@discordian.social]

@Printdevil @BaronessWinter They'd be up on blocks and covered in graffiti before they knew what was happening.