Maybe you’re OP?

What about a ZJ instead?

$5 for you. Unless we are in bat country. Then it’s just not happening at all.

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

Weird way to find out I have schizophrenia. Damn.

Jsyk, schizophrenia isn’t multiple personalities, the breaks from reality (voices, hallucinations, confusion etc.) are all happening to the same self. I know very little about it but I think multiple personalities is called Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) now, or at least one kind is. So damn, you have DID, I guess. But apparently both of you can cook, so that’s a plus right there

Plastic cheese

Haha. So… American or Cheez Whiz?

American. Cheese Whiz is only for snacking.

I went through this whole thing to show you that American cheese is a real food only to stumble on this term in the definition lol

Pasteurized process cheese is the food prepared by comminuting and mixing, with the aid of heat, one or more cheeses of the same or two or more varieties, except cream cheese, neufchatel cheese, cottage cheese, lowfat cottage cheese, cottage cheese dry curd, cook cheese, hard grating cheese, semisoft part-skim cheese, part-skim spiced cheese, and skim milk cheese for manufacturing with an emulsifying agent prescribed by paragraph of this section into a homogeneous plastic mass. One or more of the optional ingredients designated in paragraph (d) of this section may be used.

https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-21/part-133#p-133.169(a)(1)

It’s so easy to forget that plastic has other definitions than “made of plastic” lol.

It is both literally and metaphorically plastic.