i bet someone had fun making that model #monsterdon
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there's never been a more cop statement than 'it's illegal to change the future'
we made it 45 minutes in before the female protagonist made a weirdly sexual noise while in pain
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we made it 45 minutes in before the female protagonist made a weirdly sexual noise while in pain
i thought akton was a robot but now i don't know or remember what the hell his deal is
wait... oh wait i think they're trying to crib off Dune badly with a psychic space navigator?
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i thought akton was a robot but now i don't know or remember what the hell his deal is
wait... oh wait i think they're trying to crib off Dune badly with a psychic space navigator?
i'm so proud of this movie for making the cannibalistic savages white (despite using a racist trope that only exists because some white lady lied about the natives who helped her survive)
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i'm so proud of this movie for making the cannibalistic savages white (despite using a racist trope that only exists because some white lady lied about the natives who helped her survive)
none of this explains who the heck that unconscious guy they found at the beginning of the movie was
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none of this explains who the heck that unconscious guy they found at the beginning of the movie was
oh it's a lightsaber.
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oh it's a lightsaber.
oh it's the stupid arrow helmet guys again
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oh it's the stupid arrow helmet guys again
"the emperor will make you pay for this" wow okay imperialist
(they're both bad! the evil guy AND the people ruling an empire!)
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"the emperor will make you pay for this" wow okay imperialist
(they're both bad! the evil guy AND the people ruling an empire!)
star star go back to being an outlaw challenge
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star star go back to being an outlaw challenge
his lightsaber changed color
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his lightsaber changed color
oh is the whispery guy the emperor?
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oh is the whispery guy the emperor?
AKTON DO NOT LISTEN TO THE COP IN YOUR HEAD
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AKTON DO NOT LISTEN TO THE COP IN YOUR HEAD
akton was such a good time cop he died about it
