And the movie ends as it began.

Incomprehensibly. #Monsterdon

I get the strong impression that Vampire on Bikini Beach would have done *severe* psychological damage to me if it had actually been comprehensible at all. #Monsterdon

Like, that movie bounced off. No contact at all.

I wonder what the moon is doing now. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe yeah like, it's weird that the last hour just kinda vanished but who knows right? #monsterdon

NOT SINCE ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE HAS SO LITTLE TALENT BEEN FOCUSED ON THE SAME PRODUCTION AT THE SAME TIME

#Monsterdon

See, Vampire on Bikini Beach is bad in the way of earnest, genuine incompetence. Nobody involved in the making of this film knew a god damn thing, and yet they made a movie! In a way, it's commendable.

Werewolf of Washington and Godmonster of Indian Flats are bad movies in the tradition of clods who think they're making Important Artwork. They're gonna sit you down and learn you a thing, you better appreciate that.

I'll willingly sit through six Vampire on Bikini Beaches before ONE Werewolf of Washington. #Monsterdon

Anyway, I need a shower. Bleyuch #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe the funk of 40000 badly spent dollars

@Da_Gut At a certain point the difference is academic