Hugo, trying out for Child's Play 34 1/4th #Monsterdon

The sexual tension between Vorelli and the puppet is a little over the top. #Monsterdon

So far this is basically just a less interesting She-Creature

and *that is saying something*

#Monsterdon

"Wherever you are, you will come"

*Someone* has a high opinion of himself >_>

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And now, Vorelli's hypno fantasies

Bleugh

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Once, just once, I want the hypnosis victim in one of these movies to interrupt the "YOU ARE UNDER MY POWER" speech with a right hook. #Monsterdon

DO SOMETHING

GOD

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"Mark, I've found a man with even worse facial hair than Vorelli's. You've gotta come see this shit." #Monsterdon

His name is MISTER ENGLISH???

#Monsterdon

"I'm very glad you were able to come so quickly"

Yeah, Vorelli called me, too.

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"Semi-coma"

Yeah, it's not REALLY a coma it's just coma-ISH. #Monsterdon

Careful with that beard, Vorelli, spirit gum is only so strong. #Monsterdon

THE SPIRIT GUM IS DIEGETIC!?!?!

#Monsterdon

bleugh

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Even the sexy music is awkward. #Monsterdon

"How about some coffee? It's time for another long slow scene, we gotta try and stay awake in here." #Monsterdon

"How about some coffee? It's time for another long slow scene, we gotta try and stay awake in here." #Monsterdon

Smallest Buster Sword known to man #Monsterdon

Chase lounge, more like caught lounge

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"Eeey, Maaahk, I'm WAAAAALKIN' HEEEEAH" #Monsterdon