Corman's the real wizard, he can take a scene with a half-naked lady and transmute it into boring exposition. #Monsterdon

Huh, Pete's been un-jammed. #Monsterdon

Huh, Pete's been un-jammed. #Monsterdon

OH MY GOD HE LIT HER HEAD ON FIRE, I- oh

>_> #Monsterdon

Four people strapped to slabs of rock and forced to watch a madman prepare their torture

At long last, I can relate to this film.

#Monsterdon

Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you, got mine." #Monsterdon

That's not a torch, that's a flamethrower @_@ #Monsterdon

Hey doctor, how about a STOOL SAMPLE #Monsterdon

DISCO WIZARD #Monsterdon

In my experience wizard battles are usually carried out with snarky Tumblr DMs. #Monsterdon

Erasmus's Instant Plates #Monsterdon

He's summoned the Puppy Bowl! #Monsterdon

Man. I know I haven't played in a while, but Planeswalker duels are a *lot* different than i remember. #Monsterdon

Erasmus's Noclip Curse #Monsterdon

FINALLY we get to casting Fireball. He's just been wasting spell slots this whole time. #Monsterdon

Yeah, that umbrella's gay enough for Vincent Price. #Monsterdon

The Raven: Vincent Price Fingerblasts Boris Karloff for Ninety Solid Minutes #Monsterdon

Daaaaahling #Monsterdon

That is some... Weirdly flammable stone. #Monsterdon

Man. Fuck Corman for putting a BIRD in the scene with all this live fire everywhere #Monsterdon