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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine.

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  • D dgdft@lemmy.world

    What am I missing?

    Beastmaster ranger

    You magically summon a primal beast, which draws strength from your bond with nature. Choose its stat block: Beast of the Land, Beast of the Sea, or Beast of the Sky. You also determine the kind of animal it is, choosing a kind appropriate for the stat block. Whatever beast you choose, it bears primal markings indicating its supernatural origin.

    Druid familiar summon

    You gain the service of a familiar, a spirit that takes an animal form you choose: Bat, Cat, Frog, Hawk, Lizard, Octopus, Owl, Rat, Raven, Spider, Weasel, or another Beast that has a Challenge Rating of 0. Appearing in an unoccupied space within range, the familiar has the statistics of the chosen form, though it is a Celestial, Fey, or Fiend (your choice) instead of a Beast. Your familiar acts independently of you, but it obeys your commands.

    Summon beast

    You call forth a bestial spirit. It manifests in an unoccupied space that you can see within range and uses the Bestial Spirit stat block. When you cast the spell, choose an environment: Air, Land, or Water. The creature resembles an animal of your choice that is native to the chosen environment, which determines certain details in its stat block. The creature disappears when it drops to 0 Hit Points or when the spell ends.

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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    Weasel

    !!!

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      If you heal the downed paladin, youโ€™ll only have 1 monkey.

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works

        Ambiguous "they"s make it look like you want those monkeys to fellate the paladin

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        edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        I could change it to not be ambiguous, but this is funny to me so Iโ€™m leaving it

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        • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE edgemaster72@lemmy.world

          I could change it to not be ambiguous, but this is funny to me so Iโ€™m leaving it

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          agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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          Cure Wounds has a verbal component, but since the monkeys canโ€™t speak they substitute an oral component

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          • YerboutiY Yerbouti

            I hate paladins, not welcome in my team. Go finish him monkeys!

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            backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
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            The paladin

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            • P panda_abyss@lemmy.ca

              If you heal the paladin what stops the enemies from downing him again before his next turn?

              With 8 monkeys youโ€™ve seriously contributed to the action economy and itโ€™s going to take a lot of effort to kill them all, then you can revive the paladin.

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              explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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              Make a concentration check

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                No you summon 8 wolves, pack tactics makes their attacks be at advantageโ€ฆ So useful.

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                • rebekahwsd@lemmy.worldR rebekahwsd@lemmy.world

                  Excellent. My husbandโ€™s rpg group has a druid, heโ€™s going to recommend summoning 8 monkeys now for all situations.

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                  aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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                  You will absolutely not regret summoning eight monkeys.

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                  • D dgdft@lemmy.world

                    What am I missing?

                    Beastmaster ranger

                    You magically summon a primal beast, which draws strength from your bond with nature. Choose its stat block: Beast of the Land, Beast of the Sea, or Beast of the Sky. You also determine the kind of animal it is, choosing a kind appropriate for the stat block. Whatever beast you choose, it bears primal markings indicating its supernatural origin.

                    Druid familiar summon

                    You gain the service of a familiar, a spirit that takes an animal form you choose: Bat, Cat, Frog, Hawk, Lizard, Octopus, Owl, Rat, Raven, Spider, Weasel, or another Beast that has a Challenge Rating of 0. Appearing in an unoccupied space within range, the familiar has the statistics of the chosen form, though it is a Celestial, Fey, or Fiend (your choice) instead of a Beast. Your familiar acts independently of you, but it obeys your commands.

                    Summon beast

                    You call forth a bestial spirit. It manifests in an unoccupied space that you can see within range and uses the Bestial Spirit stat block. When you cast the spell, choose an environment: Air, Land, or Water. The creature resembles an animal of your choice that is native to the chosen environment, which determines certain details in its stat block. The creature disappears when it drops to 0 Hit Points or when the spell ends.

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                    honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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                    #29

                    a primal beast

                    an animal form

                    a bestial spirit

                    None of those are 8 animals

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                      drolex@sopuli.xyz
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                      You failed your check: your druid forgot what he was about to do with the downed paladin and tries to summon 8 monkeys.

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                      • D drolex@sopuli.xyz

                        You failed your check: your druid forgot what he was about to do with the downed paladin and tries to summon 8 monkeys.

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                        panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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                        #31

                        Thatโ€™s what I wanted to do though.

                        Are there any nearby barrels?

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