Vulture like, "Eh, it's a living ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" #Monsterdon

...Krambo... Krapos... Krimble? No. Kris...?

OH

KRISPY KREMES

THE ANSWER IS KRISPY KREMES #Monsterdon

It's always so hard to get old boyfriends to stop calling you. She's got my sympathies #Monsterdon

Man, imagine having to go through DOZENS UPON DOZENS of debutant parties. And then your ex kills anyone who approaches you so you have to do the WHOLE THING over again. #Monsterdon

See, THAT is why you have a Dramatic Uncle guiding your heroes. #Monsterdon

This film's kind of a reverse Beauty and the Beast huh. #Monsterdon

ONE DAY

ONE DAY people are gonna learn not to be like, "surely the gods won't mind me saying I'm better than them" #Monsterdon

Well maybe your ambassadors would have come back if your representatives weren't so delicious. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Listen, I know all those other people died to hubris, but I'm built different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

Oh man, just like Stella Star in Starcrash. #Monsterdon

Oh great, now he's horny -_- #Monsterdon

"Tis a long and perilous journey!"

C'mon, let me go back and face the peril! #Monsterdon

"Give him your pet. Your beloved pet that you raised from a chick. SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!" #Monsterdon

Bird 2 D2! #Monsterdon

Zeus is just way too generous as a DM #Monsterdon

Great, another rich kid who needs a fleet of sherpas to climb a hill. #Monsterdon

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE

#Monsterdon

Ugh. Pottage #Monsterdon

In the next scene, Perseus steals an old man's walker. #Monsterdon

"Medusa... I wrote a play about her once..."

Yeah, we've watched The Gorgon (1964) already. #Monsterdon