Like, I think the film wants us to see this as Billy's start of darkness, but that seemed like a pretty measured response to a danger to the community.

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PLEASE stop trying to be funny.

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This was before the Men in Black had settled on branding. At this stage they were workshopping "Men in Brown," y'know.

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Oh yes, The Old Walden Place. Probably haunted.

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Yeah, lotta guys have a problem getting a breast cancer screening.

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"Tease Shirt"

and pants that say go away.

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I hate when they give Eddie Deezen lines

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"Can I get dressed now"

You've got no shirt on, that IS dressed for you.

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"And then we stage an extended sequence where our hero has a boil lanced!"

"Are you sure, sir, that seems kind of--"

"Trust me, kid, zit popping scenes are all the rage in Hollywood today!"

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"Diane, February 28th. I'm entering the town of Twin Peaks."

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Oh! The turtle aliens are participating in #Monsterdon! What's your handle, Grxx'lthor?

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The Man in the JC Penny's Suit.

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I wonder how his mom's doing in Acapulco. I bet that's a more interesting film than this.

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I wonder how his mom's doing in Acapulco. I bet that's a more interesting film than this.

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Laserblast the deputies, Billy. I'll give you a nickel.

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SCIENCE! INDUSTRY! GREASY 70'S GUYS! ALL WORKING FOR THE FUTURE! AT 3-M!~

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"Whatever it is, it's growing."

Can't be the audience's interest, then.

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KILL! KILL!!! KILL!!!!!

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Uh oh. I sense another Funny Part

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"Billy, you asleep?"

I can never tell.

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